A couple of weeks ago I bought some new boots for work because I have a job that can’t be done in Birkenstocks.  I trained for a Birkenstock job, I went to school for a Birkenstock job and I’m still paying off the student loans almost 20 years later now.  With a Birkenstock job?  No, with a boot job, and notice I distinctly said “Boot” with a T on ( Read more... )

I shit you not.

Last week a new pick-up was added to my route, so I'm the "new guy" for these people.  When I went to pick up the packages on Monday this week, a part-timer was at the counter with a couple of customers.  I had to make a couple trips back and forth to get all the packages, walking around her each time.  Once I'd loaded up, I walked ( Read more... )

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 Work has been long and a drag.  Today my mind wasn't on the job at all and I was making stupid mistakes.

La la la, what shall I eat for breakfast tomorrow?

ZOOM!

Wasn't I supposed to stop there?  Hmmm, oh well.  La la la, David Tenent is going to play Hamlet?  That could be fun.

ZOOM!

Wasn't I supposed to stop there too?  Shit.  Oh well.  It's just ( Read more... )